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This is NOT a money-only reading.
This is NOT a love-only reading.
This is a no-topic, no-bias, let-the-cards-snitch type of session.
If you feel like something is going on but you can’t name it…
If your intuition keeps tapping you without giving full sentences…
If life feels quiet but loaded…
This reading reveals what energy is loud right now, why it’s showing up, and what’s about to come into the open—whether you asked for it or not.
You don’t choose the topic.
The cards do.
And they don’t miss.
This is the main storyline playing in your life at the moment. Love, money, identity shifts, endings, upgrades, truth reveals—Spirit names the theme clearly. You’ll finally understand what’s actually demanding your attention, even if you’ve been avoiding it.
Nothing moves without a cause. This section breaks down what’s fueling the situation—unspoken emotions, hidden motives, divine timing, past choices, or spiritual alignment working quietly. This is where the “ohhh THAT’S why” moment hits.
This is where it gets specific.
The cards reveal who or what is connected to the situation—this may include a person’s personality traits, energy type, or possible zodiac sign(s) so you can recognize exactly who or what Spirit is talking about. No more guessing who the message is for.
No forcing. No confrontation required. This shows what’s coming to light on its own—truths, intentions, outcomes, or shifts that surface without you chasing them. Whatever’s been hidden can’t stay quiet much longer.
This section reveals the ripple effect. What gets easier, what gets clearer, and what direction your life starts moving once the truth is out. This is where confusion turns into confidence and hesitation turns into movement.
You get two bonus questions to ask about anything connected to the reading.
Timing, a person, a decision, or “what should I do next?”—Spirit answers clean, direct, and grounded.
You’ll receive one custom assignment to help you respond to the message correctly—whether that’s holding back, leaning in, protecting your energy, or preparing for what’s next. This keeps the reading from just being tea—it becomes ACTION.
✔️ A 5-section Tarot + Oracle “cards decide” reading
✔️ Clear identification of people or energies involved (including possible zodiac signs)
✔️ 2 bonus personal questions answered directly
✔️ 1 custom alignment assignment
✔️ Delivered via email within 2–3 business days
This reading is for the ones who don’t need predictions—
they need context.
If something feels active…
If the energy feels loud but undefined…
If you’re ready to hear what Spirit is already talking about…
🍵 Book “What’s the Tea the Cards Are Clocking Right Now?”
Because the cards been watching—and now they’re ready to speak.
This is NOT a money-only reading.
This is NOT a love-only reading.
This is a no-topic, no-bias, let-the-cards-snitch type of session.
If you feel like something is going on but you can’t name it…
If your intuition keeps tapping you without giving full sentences…
If life feels quiet but loaded…
This reading reveals what energy is loud right now, why it’s showing up, and what’s about to come into the open—whether you asked for it or not.
You don’t choose the topic.
The cards do.
And they don’t miss.
This is the main storyline playing in your life at the moment. Love, money, identity shifts, endings, upgrades, truth reveals—Spirit names the theme clearly. You’ll finally understand what’s actually demanding your attention, even if you’ve been avoiding it.
Nothing moves without a cause. This section breaks down what’s fueling the situation—unspoken emotions, hidden motives, divine timing, past choices, or spiritual alignment working quietly. This is where the “ohhh THAT’S why” moment hits.
This is where it gets specific.
The cards reveal who or what is connected to the situation—this may include a person’s personality traits, energy type, or possible zodiac sign(s) so you can recognize exactly who or what Spirit is talking about. No more guessing who the message is for.
No forcing. No confrontation required. This shows what’s coming to light on its own—truths, intentions, outcomes, or shifts that surface without you chasing them. Whatever’s been hidden can’t stay quiet much longer.
This section reveals the ripple effect. What gets easier, what gets clearer, and what direction your life starts moving once the truth is out. This is where confusion turns into confidence and hesitation turns into movement.
You get two bonus questions to ask about anything connected to the reading.
Timing, a person, a decision, or “what should I do next?”—Spirit answers clean, direct, and grounded.
You’ll receive one custom assignment to help you respond to the message correctly—whether that’s holding back, leaning in, protecting your energy, or preparing for what’s next. This keeps the reading from just being tea—it becomes ACTION.
✔️ A 5-section Tarot + Oracle “cards decide” reading
✔️ Clear identification of people or energies involved (including possible zodiac signs)
✔️ 2 bonus personal questions answered directly
✔️ 1 custom alignment assignment
✔️ Delivered via email within 2–3 business days
This reading is for the ones who don’t need predictions—
they need context.
If something feels active…
If the energy feels loud but undefined…
If you’re ready to hear what Spirit is already talking about…
🍵 Book “What’s the Tea the Cards Are Clocking Right Now?”
Because the cards been watching—and now they’re ready to speak.