THE ULTIMATE WEEKLY FORECAST YOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU NEEDED… 📅⛈️👀💄

$66.00

BECAUSE CHAOS AIN’T A GAME PLAN.

Last week had you spiraling, skipping to-dos, and low-key praying for a cosmic text message with instructions. Babe, this IS that text. This reading is your spiritual itinerary for the week ahead: what’s rising, who’s watching, what you’re manifesting, and what distractions to dodge like an ex with a fake apology. You get to pick the focus—love, money, peace, purpose, or a little bit of everything.

This isn’t a horoscope. It’s your VIP energy briefing: strategy, tea, and protection all in one.

😬 ENERGY CHECK: WHAT’S THE MOOD THIS WEEK?

We crack open the group chat between you, your guides, and your higher self. This section breaks down the emotional weather report—where blessings are flowing, where challenges lurk, and which vibes you should lean into. Think of it as your “pack an umbrella or pop champagne” moment. The clarity here saves you from wasted energy and last-minute meltdowns.

🎯 FOCUS POINT: YOUR POWER MOVE

You pick the lane—love, career, money, healing, clarity—and we dive deep. This isn’t general fluff; it’s Spirit spotlighting the thing that’s been living rent-free in your mind. We uncover the truth, the hidden angles, and the exact shift you need. Your soul’s been whispering—this section turns it into a megaphone.

👿 SNEAKY ENERGY + POTENTIAL MESS

Not every test comes loud and obvious. Some show up as old habits, fake friends, or a “harmless” text from someone you swore you blocked. This section exposes the distractions, leaks, and traps trying to pull you back into confusion. Spirit stays messy but helpful here—snitching on the patterns and people you didn’t even clock.

🔐 SPIRITUAL GAMEPLAN: YOUR NEXT MOVE

Now that the tea’s out—what do you DO with it? This section delivers your exact playbook for the week ahead. Rest or risk? Boundaries or boldness? Detox or double down? Whatever the assignment is, it’s specific, powerful, and doable. You’ll know what to align with so your week feels like progress, not survival.

🃏 BONUS: TWO JUICY QUESTIONS

Got extra smoke on your mind? This is your chance to ask about that situationship, a money move, or even a dream that’s been bugging you. Two direct questions—two straight answers. No fluff. No “maybe.” Just clarity.

📝 WHAT YOU GET, BABE:

• Personalized 5-section Tarot + Oracle forecast for the week ahead
• 1 fully customized focus area of your choice
• 2 juicy bonus questions to go deeper
• Delivered via email in 2–3 business days (tea, journal, or trap music optional)

🔥 REAL TALK…

You don’t have time to keep guessing, vibing with chaos, or second-guessing your intuition. This week, you move with alignment, clarity, and receipts from the Divine. This isn’t just a forecast—it’s your permission slip to run your life like the CEO of your destiny.

✨ Book your Weekly Reset now… because your spirit already RSVP’d. 🧿📅✨

BECAUSE CHAOS AIN’T A GAME PLAN.

Last week had you spiraling, skipping to-dos, and low-key praying for a cosmic text message with instructions. Babe, this IS that text. This reading is your spiritual itinerary for the week ahead: what’s rising, who’s watching, what you’re manifesting, and what distractions to dodge like an ex with a fake apology. You get to pick the focus—love, money, peace, purpose, or a little bit of everything.

This isn’t a horoscope. It’s your VIP energy briefing: strategy, tea, and protection all in one.

😬 ENERGY CHECK: WHAT’S THE MOOD THIS WEEK?

We crack open the group chat between you, your guides, and your higher self. This section breaks down the emotional weather report—where blessings are flowing, where challenges lurk, and which vibes you should lean into. Think of it as your “pack an umbrella or pop champagne” moment. The clarity here saves you from wasted energy and last-minute meltdowns.

🎯 FOCUS POINT: YOUR POWER MOVE

You pick the lane—love, career, money, healing, clarity—and we dive deep. This isn’t general fluff; it’s Spirit spotlighting the thing that’s been living rent-free in your mind. We uncover the truth, the hidden angles, and the exact shift you need. Your soul’s been whispering—this section turns it into a megaphone.

👿 SNEAKY ENERGY + POTENTIAL MESS

Not every test comes loud and obvious. Some show up as old habits, fake friends, or a “harmless” text from someone you swore you blocked. This section exposes the distractions, leaks, and traps trying to pull you back into confusion. Spirit stays messy but helpful here—snitching on the patterns and people you didn’t even clock.

🔐 SPIRITUAL GAMEPLAN: YOUR NEXT MOVE

Now that the tea’s out—what do you DO with it? This section delivers your exact playbook for the week ahead. Rest or risk? Boundaries or boldness? Detox or double down? Whatever the assignment is, it’s specific, powerful, and doable. You’ll know what to align with so your week feels like progress, not survival.

🃏 BONUS: TWO JUICY QUESTIONS

Got extra smoke on your mind? This is your chance to ask about that situationship, a money move, or even a dream that’s been bugging you. Two direct questions—two straight answers. No fluff. No “maybe.” Just clarity.

📝 WHAT YOU GET, BABE:

• Personalized 5-section Tarot + Oracle forecast for the week ahead
• 1 fully customized focus area of your choice
• 2 juicy bonus questions to go deeper
• Delivered via email in 2–3 business days (tea, journal, or trap music optional)

🔥 REAL TALK…

You don’t have time to keep guessing, vibing with chaos, or second-guessing your intuition. This week, you move with alignment, clarity, and receipts from the Divine. This isn’t just a forecast—it’s your permission slip to run your life like the CEO of your destiny.

✨ Book your Weekly Reset now… because your spirit already RSVP’d. 🧿📅✨