DELUXE HEALTH READING: YOUR BODY BEEN TALKIN'… LET’S TRANSLATE THE MESSAGE 🫀🧿💤
If your energy been feeling off, your body’s been beefin’ with you, or your spirit been throwing silent tantrums… this ain’t no cute self-care fluff. This is soul surgery. We’re diving into the stuff even your journaling been too tired to unpack—nervous system overload, spiritual inflammation, and all the secret reasons your healing journey keeps glitchin’.
This isn’t just about being tired. This is about reclaiming your temple, releasing what your ancestors didn’t, and finally feeling SAFE in your skin. We’re not slapping affirmations on trauma—this is rootwork for the real ones. Let Spirit speak on your healing. We got receipts, rituals, and full-body clarity waiting.
WHAT YOUR BODY BEEN HOLDIN’ IN (AND WHY IT WON’T LET IT GO) 💭🫀📌
Sis… your knees, your skin, your stomach—it’s all speaking. This is where we decode the real meaning behind your symptoms: spiritual grief in your hips, anger in your back, guilt in your gut. You ain’t crazy—you’re carrying. Spirit’s about to break down what your physical pain has been trying to scream while you were out here being the strong friend. Let’s stop ignoring the whispers before they turn into yells.
NERVOUS SYSTEM ON “SURVIVAL MODE”... OR JUST A SPIRITUAL TEST? 🔁🧠🔥
Anxiety don’t always mean disorder. Sometimes it’s divine data. This section reveals if you’re stuck in a trauma loop, reliving old karmic stories, or picking up signals that ain’t even yours. Are you resting or dissociating? Are you productive or performing peace? Spirit’s about to put your nervous system on Do Not Disturb and upgrade your internal settings.
WHERE YOUR ENERGY’S LEAKING + WHICH CHAKRAS ARE FED TF UP 🔌🌀📉
Let’s talk blockages, baby. Is your throat tight ‘cause you keep biting your truth? Is your sacral acting shady ‘cause you’re people-pleasing in relationships? This section shows exactly where your spiritual batteries are draining, what chakras are throwing tantrums, and how to patch the energy leaks that got you feelin’ heavy for no reason.
THE HIDDEN AGREEMENT BEHIND YOUR SYMPTOMS 📿🖋️🕯️
Every illness, flare-up, or weird body phase comes with a spiritual contract. This section uncovers what soul lesson, past-life residue, or ancestral debt might be behind the drama. Not to scare you—but to free you. The pain ain’t punishment, boo—it’s your initiation. Spirit’s about to show you the assignment behind the ache.
YOUR NEXT HEALING MOVE... CUSTOM, NOT COOKIE-CUTTER 🧘🏽♀️🍵🫧
This ain’t about buying another crystal or starting a 40-day cleanse you hate. This section delivers practical, personal moves based on what YOUR body and soul actually need. Could be herbs, movement, breathwork, food shifts, spiritual boundaries—Spirit don’t play about specifics. You’ll know exactly what to do next and how to start showing up for yourself like you’re sacred (because you ARE).
YOUR BODY BEEN LOYAL—IT’S TIME YOU RETURNED THE FAVOR 💗🕯️🛐
This part pulls everything together: how you see your body, how you speak to it, and how your healing starts when you stop ignoring it. Your body is your altar… not your enemy. This energy scan reflects how connected you really are to your vessel. You’ll leave with a new level of compassion, care, and spiritual confidence.
BONUS: 2 JUICY QUESTIONS—NOTHING’S TOO DEEP OR “TOO MUCH” 🃏👂🏽
Wanna know if your flare-ups are tied to that toxic ex? Wondering if your body’s reacting to a soul tie, job stress, or spiritual misalignment? Ask it. Spirit will answer it with the receipts you didn’t know you needed.
YOUR HEALING RITUAL ASSIGNMENT ✍🏾🛁🌿
Think: breathwork spells, body altar rituals, root chakra tapping, herbal baths, mirror work, or ancestral prayer prompts. You’ll get a custom healing ritual chosen by Spirit to help you move from surviving to sacred. This is your personal prescription for spiritual detox and divine repair.
WHAT YOU GET, BADDIE:
• A full 6-section tarot + oracle breakdown tailored to your body and energy
• 2 bonus questions for clarity on your symptoms or healing path
• 1 custom ritual or energy healing prescription to root your peace
• Delivered via email in 1–2 business days (tea + tissue optional)
LET’S BE REAL…
You’re not “lazy.” You’re not “too sensitive.” You’re exhausted from holding pain that never belonged to you in the first place. This reading is your spiritual permission slip to REST, RESET, and RECLAIM the body that’s carried you through hell and back.
Book now, and let’s get you back into your magic. Your body ain’t broken. It’s just BEEN too loyal for too long. 🛐🫀🧿
If your energy been feeling off, your body’s been beefin’ with you, or your spirit been throwing silent tantrums… this ain’t no cute self-care fluff. This is soul surgery. We’re diving into the stuff even your journaling been too tired to unpack—nervous system overload, spiritual inflammation, and all the secret reasons your healing journey keeps glitchin’.
This isn’t just about being tired. This is about reclaiming your temple, releasing what your ancestors didn’t, and finally feeling SAFE in your skin. We’re not slapping affirmations on trauma—this is rootwork for the real ones. Let Spirit speak on your healing. We got receipts, rituals, and full-body clarity waiting.
WHAT YOUR BODY BEEN HOLDIN’ IN (AND WHY IT WON’T LET IT GO) 💭🫀📌
Sis… your knees, your skin, your stomach—it’s all speaking. This is where we decode the real meaning behind your symptoms: spiritual grief in your hips, anger in your back, guilt in your gut. You ain’t crazy—you’re carrying. Spirit’s about to break down what your physical pain has been trying to scream while you were out here being the strong friend. Let’s stop ignoring the whispers before they turn into yells.
NERVOUS SYSTEM ON “SURVIVAL MODE”... OR JUST A SPIRITUAL TEST? 🔁🧠🔥
Anxiety don’t always mean disorder. Sometimes it’s divine data. This section reveals if you’re stuck in a trauma loop, reliving old karmic stories, or picking up signals that ain’t even yours. Are you resting or dissociating? Are you productive or performing peace? Spirit’s about to put your nervous system on Do Not Disturb and upgrade your internal settings.
WHERE YOUR ENERGY’S LEAKING + WHICH CHAKRAS ARE FED TF UP 🔌🌀📉
Let’s talk blockages, baby. Is your throat tight ‘cause you keep biting your truth? Is your sacral acting shady ‘cause you’re people-pleasing in relationships? This section shows exactly where your spiritual batteries are draining, what chakras are throwing tantrums, and how to patch the energy leaks that got you feelin’ heavy for no reason.
THE HIDDEN AGREEMENT BEHIND YOUR SYMPTOMS 📿🖋️🕯️
Every illness, flare-up, or weird body phase comes with a spiritual contract. This section uncovers what soul lesson, past-life residue, or ancestral debt might be behind the drama. Not to scare you—but to free you. The pain ain’t punishment, boo—it’s your initiation. Spirit’s about to show you the assignment behind the ache.
YOUR NEXT HEALING MOVE... CUSTOM, NOT COOKIE-CUTTER 🧘🏽♀️🍵🫧
This ain’t about buying another crystal or starting a 40-day cleanse you hate. This section delivers practical, personal moves based on what YOUR body and soul actually need. Could be herbs, movement, breathwork, food shifts, spiritual boundaries—Spirit don’t play about specifics. You’ll know exactly what to do next and how to start showing up for yourself like you’re sacred (because you ARE).
YOUR BODY BEEN LOYAL—IT’S TIME YOU RETURNED THE FAVOR 💗🕯️🛐
This part pulls everything together: how you see your body, how you speak to it, and how your healing starts when you stop ignoring it. Your body is your altar… not your enemy. This energy scan reflects how connected you really are to your vessel. You’ll leave with a new level of compassion, care, and spiritual confidence.
BONUS: 2 JUICY QUESTIONS—NOTHING’S TOO DEEP OR “TOO MUCH” 🃏👂🏽
Wanna know if your flare-ups are tied to that toxic ex? Wondering if your body’s reacting to a soul tie, job stress, or spiritual misalignment? Ask it. Spirit will answer it with the receipts you didn’t know you needed.
YOUR HEALING RITUAL ASSIGNMENT ✍🏾🛁🌿
Think: breathwork spells, body altar rituals, root chakra tapping, herbal baths, mirror work, or ancestral prayer prompts. You’ll get a custom healing ritual chosen by Spirit to help you move from surviving to sacred. This is your personal prescription for spiritual detox and divine repair.
WHAT YOU GET, BADDIE:
• A full 6-section tarot + oracle breakdown tailored to your body and energy
• 2 bonus questions for clarity on your symptoms or healing path
• 1 custom ritual or energy healing prescription to root your peace
• Delivered via email in 1–2 business days (tea + tissue optional)
LET’S BE REAL…
You’re not “lazy.” You’re not “too sensitive.” You’re exhausted from holding pain that never belonged to you in the first place. This reading is your spiritual permission slip to REST, RESET, and RECLAIM the body that’s carried you through hell and back.
Book now, and let’s get you back into your magic. Your body ain’t broken. It’s just BEEN too loyal for too long. 🛐🫀🧿
If your energy been feeling off, your body’s been beefin’ with you, or your spirit been throwing silent tantrums… this ain’t no cute self-care fluff. This is soul surgery. We’re diving into the stuff even your journaling been too tired to unpack—nervous system overload, spiritual inflammation, and all the secret reasons your healing journey keeps glitchin’.
This isn’t just about being tired. This is about reclaiming your temple, releasing what your ancestors didn’t, and finally feeling SAFE in your skin. We’re not slapping affirmations on trauma—this is rootwork for the real ones. Let Spirit speak on your healing. We got receipts, rituals, and full-body clarity waiting.
WHAT YOUR BODY BEEN HOLDIN’ IN (AND WHY IT WON’T LET IT GO) 💭🫀📌
Sis… your knees, your skin, your stomach—it’s all speaking. This is where we decode the real meaning behind your symptoms: spiritual grief in your hips, anger in your back, guilt in your gut. You ain’t crazy—you’re carrying. Spirit’s about to break down what your physical pain has been trying to scream while you were out here being the strong friend. Let’s stop ignoring the whispers before they turn into yells.
NERVOUS SYSTEM ON “SURVIVAL MODE”... OR JUST A SPIRITUAL TEST? 🔁🧠🔥
Anxiety don’t always mean disorder. Sometimes it’s divine data. This section reveals if you’re stuck in a trauma loop, reliving old karmic stories, or picking up signals that ain’t even yours. Are you resting or dissociating? Are you productive or performing peace? Spirit’s about to put your nervous system on Do Not Disturb and upgrade your internal settings.
WHERE YOUR ENERGY’S LEAKING + WHICH CHAKRAS ARE FED TF UP 🔌🌀📉
Let’s talk blockages, baby. Is your throat tight ‘cause you keep biting your truth? Is your sacral acting shady ‘cause you’re people-pleasing in relationships? This section shows exactly where your spiritual batteries are draining, what chakras are throwing tantrums, and how to patch the energy leaks that got you feelin’ heavy for no reason.
THE HIDDEN AGREEMENT BEHIND YOUR SYMPTOMS 📿🖋️🕯️
Every illness, flare-up, or weird body phase comes with a spiritual contract. This section uncovers what soul lesson, past-life residue, or ancestral debt might be behind the drama. Not to scare you—but to free you. The pain ain’t punishment, boo—it’s your initiation. Spirit’s about to show you the assignment behind the ache.
YOUR NEXT HEALING MOVE... CUSTOM, NOT COOKIE-CUTTER 🧘🏽♀️🍵🫧
This ain’t about buying another crystal or starting a 40-day cleanse you hate. This section delivers practical, personal moves based on what YOUR body and soul actually need. Could be herbs, movement, breathwork, food shifts, spiritual boundaries—Spirit don’t play about specifics. You’ll know exactly what to do next and how to start showing up for yourself like you’re sacred (because you ARE).
YOUR BODY BEEN LOYAL—IT’S TIME YOU RETURNED THE FAVOR 💗🕯️🛐
This part pulls everything together: how you see your body, how you speak to it, and how your healing starts when you stop ignoring it. Your body is your altar… not your enemy. This energy scan reflects how connected you really are to your vessel. You’ll leave with a new level of compassion, care, and spiritual confidence.
BONUS: 2 JUICY QUESTIONS—NOTHING’S TOO DEEP OR “TOO MUCH” 🃏👂🏽
Wanna know if your flare-ups are tied to that toxic ex? Wondering if your body’s reacting to a soul tie, job stress, or spiritual misalignment? Ask it. Spirit will answer it with the receipts you didn’t know you needed.
YOUR HEALING RITUAL ASSIGNMENT ✍🏾🛁🌿
Think: breathwork spells, body altar rituals, root chakra tapping, herbal baths, mirror work, or ancestral prayer prompts. You’ll get a custom healing ritual chosen by Spirit to help you move from surviving to sacred. This is your personal prescription for spiritual detox and divine repair.
WHAT YOU GET, BADDIE:
• A full 6-section tarot + oracle breakdown tailored to your body and energy
• 2 bonus questions for clarity on your symptoms or healing path
• 1 custom ritual or energy healing prescription to root your peace
• Delivered via email in 1–2 business days (tea + tissue optional)
LET’S BE REAL…
You’re not “lazy.” You’re not “too sensitive.” You’re exhausted from holding pain that never belonged to you in the first place. This reading is your spiritual permission slip to REST, RESET, and RECLAIM the body that’s carried you through hell and back.
Book now, and let’s get you back into your magic. Your body ain’t broken. It’s just BEEN too loyal for too long. 🛐🫀🧿